I lept off the bike and ran into the nearest store to get some AC, gasping as I finally got a breath of cool air
I don’t know why other human beings always think that first dates should be a big, complicated event. It’s baffling that they want to spend so much effort on a night out, when really we just need to be concentrating on the interactions we’re having with each other. To make matters worse, I keep ending up with people who are oddly interested in riding motorcycles… which is absolutely not my style. Do not put me on your death machine and call it picking me up from my house. You’re about to drop me right down on my face any second when we’re riding one of those subpar transportation devices. Especially when you consider the air temperature problems that you’re bound to encounter when you have no indoor air quality control system and you’re exposed to the elements. This is what I found out the hard way when my date tried to pick me up wearing a light sundress. I jumped on his burning hot bike and immediately knew that we weren’t going to make it to the restaurant. It was so hot and humid, I was begging for air conditioning in my head. As we got moving the temperatures only got worse – it actually felt hotter somehow. I felt like I was collecting the humidity out of the air with my outfit and hair. I was so uncomfortable from the hot air and the burning hot metal bike that I had to make my date pull over. I lept off the bike and ran into the nearest store to get some AC, gasping as I finally got a breath of cool air. After that, I walked myself home and enjoyed my central HVAC system in lonesome peace and quiet.