For some reason, the dating locale that I’m on keeps telling people that our occupation is an Heating, Ventilation and A/C worker.
I don’t guess why that is, because I am not an Heating, Ventilation and A/C serviceman at all.
I don’t guess the first thing about heating and cooling systems. There is entirely something going wrong with the dating locale though. The past several times that I have been on dates with women, they wanted to talk about their heating and cooling systems with me. The first time, I was a little surprised because this lady kept asking me about her air conditioner plan and I thought it was just a weird topic of conversation for a first date. I did not ask her out again because I did not wanna talk anymore about air conditioner! But then on the next date that I went out on, the woman started talking about her media air cleaner! At that point, I thought that maybe I was just getting some dud dates. But after that I thought there might be something more to it because this lady asked me to come over to her house to repair her air purification plan for her. I Thought that this was the weirdest pickup line that I had ever heard in our life. On our next date, when the lady started talking to me about indoor air quality, that’s when I knew that there was absolutely something going wrong with our dating profile. Sure enough, somehow I had accidentally clicked that I was an Heating, Ventilation and A/C serviceman and all of these women wanted to go out with me because of that.