When I think about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse, I immediately know what my plan would be.
I would find my oldest brother and stick with him no matter what.
My oldest brother is the single most resourceful human I have ever known in my life. He is an expert at getting himself out of bad situations, even if he did create the bad situations in the first place. He is so ingenious and good at thinking critically under stress. That’s why, I know he would keep us safe no matter what even if the world was ending. Recently, I was in a similar situation and he pulled through to save my butt. I was attempting to move all of my property out of my ex’s house, when I found that he had change the thermostat code so that the house will be blazing hot all weekend. It was already going to be a hundred degrees outside. There was no way we were going to survive moving heavy furniture and boxes without any form of modern air conditioning inside the house. This was literally a death sentence, it would be so hot. Thank God, I realized that I could call my older brother. I told him about the air conditioning on thermostat situation and he quickly told me that there was a solution. He said I could easily remove the thermostat from the wall and connect the power wire directly to the air conditioner wire. This way, the AC system was hardwired in the on position. If it wasn’t for my brother, I have no idea how I would have survived this sweltering hot weekend without AC.