I will come clean and tell you that bowling is probably my least favorite activity on the planet.
It isn’t that I think that it is a terrible sport.
I actually just don’t like bowling because I don’t do it often. Since I don’t bowl very often, when I decide to go bowling, it tends to be very bad. When my friends asked me to go bowling with them, I decided to swallow my pride and go with them. However, if I would have known the thermostat was going to be broken while I was bowling, I definitely would have said, “no.” The thermostat in the bowling alley was definitely not working, and that was causing the furnace to run on the highest setting possible. As soon as I walked in, it felt like I had been punched in the face because of the heat. I was already nervous enough about my friends seeing how bad I was at bowling, but now I would have to bowl in a desert climate thanks to the overactive furnace. Because of the intense heat, I soon began to start sweating. Combined with the fact that I was already nervous, I was pouring with sweat before we even finished the first game. I was already bad at bowling, but with the furnace being broken, I was doing worse than I have in a very long time. Finally, the moment came for the ultimate disgrace. The furnace, which was making me sweat, had caused me to create a puddle of sweat on the floor. As I threw the first ball of the last game, I tripped in the sweat and went down to the floor, with the bowling ball hitting me in the stomach. That will be the last time I go bowling.