Biblical Advice on Heating and A/C

Something created this silly world every one of us live in but unlike those old-time hellfire and brimstone preachers, I do not assume that the higher power intended for us to suffer.

I assume the higher power, or God, wants us all to be happy, then part of God’s plan, aside from our happiness, is that every one of us stay comfortable in our homes and venues of worship.

I assume society had to prove its worthiness for a few millennia before God allowed the development of Heating and A/C, but I’m happy every one of us have it. But what does the Bible say about Heating and A/C? Everyone knows that the best-selling book of all time is the Holy Bible. It has some superb stories and dispenses some superb advice between all the “smiting” and “begatting” that went on, and my “in-depth” research shows that God was preparing us for Heating and A/C in the Old Testament in Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 that begins, “For everything there is a season, a time for every activity under heaven”. Aside from the Byrds using those words in their 1965 hit “Turn, Turn, Turn”, the development of Heating and A/C must be included as an “activity under heaven”. But I have more evidence! The final book of the New Testament is Revelations that tells us about Armageddon, revelation 3:15-16 clearly (to me at least) refers to God’s wrath directed to people who try to make Heating and A/C repairs themselves instead of calling a pro. It reads, “I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! So, because you are lukewarm and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of our mouth”. Biblical scholars may disagree, but I will lay by our “interpretation”.

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