For the past few months, I have been talking to the girl of my dreams, or so I thought.
I was telling my cousin about this wonderful girl who was actually spoiling me.
She got me some really nice shoes, some clothes, and some other things. We have been talking non-stop on our computer via chat sessions. I always asked to get some face-time but she would always come up with excuses like she wasn’t looking her best or whatever. She said she was too shy to talk on the phone and so I just left it at that for awhile. Even the last time when I tried to meet up with her, she didn’t show up to the restaurant we agreed to meet at. She apologized and said something came up, and then she purchased me two really fancy A/C units. She knew how much I loved air conditioning and figured that those would come in handy. They were top of the line window A/C units with smart thermostats and they are entirely energy efficient. My cousin was saying that this thing sounded incredibly fishy, because we never met and I never really saw her except for her nice pictures. My cousin said it didn’t matter if she bought me nice window A/C units and shoes, I had to meet her and spend time together, or move on. So we went on a mission to find her by talking to people who knew her. Eventually we managed to find someone who was willing to talk about her and we learned where she was staying. I went with my cousin to go meet her finally, and she turned out to be a he. I was shocked, and I told the guy I wasn’t trying to be in a relationship with a dude. I asked why he deceived me like that, and he wasn’t able to give me a good answer. I told him he could have his window A/C units back, and he told me to just keep them.