I hate doing this.
I know I put you away for a few years now and I really feel awful about it.
You were gone but not forgotten. Situations like today are the reason I kept you around. I know it’s my fault and I wish we could’ve had an easier break-up but things happen. Things happened so fast that I just pushed you on your little wheels into the closet and yeah sometimes I noticed you. I can’t say that you were being used in the way you should be. Sometimes one of my shirts would fall off the hanger and land on you. I had a little grin of the days of living in the studio apartment and you were there for me keeping me cool. You were the little portable air conditioner I needed for days, long days during several hot summers. I eventually met a woman and bought a house with her that had central air conditioning. It also had a smart thermostat and everything was well maintained, so we thought. But today, today you are needed once more to start up and cool one room. I know I don’t ask much of you but we will need our sleep and an HVAC tech won’t be around until tomorrow afternoon. My wife isn’t the happiest of campers after an awful night of sleep and just one night. That’s all I ask. I guess that begs the question, can you do it? After today, I promise that I will give you to someone who needs your services much more than we do.